braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe. 

elementary-my-dearwatson:

timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing mother jokes in his plays

Your mamma’s so old, Shakespeare was the first to insult her.

arisuskirkland:

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